Fortune tellers may be the key to economic progress
We are left to wonder when, if ever, we will ever come out of this — what seems to be never-ending — economic slowdown.
One day you read that the governments of Europe are in such a bind with the Euro that everyone’s economic system is going straight down the tubes.
The next day, you read that a limit in paying state taxes by big business will help ease the pain.
Then, it’s back to Europe where leaders feel a new plan will make everything better.
At home last week, Southern Motion announced it is expanding operations in Baldwyn. The reclining furniture manufacturer’s announcement was good news for Northeast Mississippi, which has been reliant on the furniture industry the last 20 years.
The next day, though, the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal reported that furniture maker KI will lay off 70 employees in north Mississippi as it closes its Pontotoc factory and converts a second in Tupelo to a warehouse.
What gives? Up, down. Opening a business, closing a business.
You need a fortune teller to figure out all of this.
But wait. Hattiesburg’s city council may have the answer for everyone from Egypt, Miss., to, well, Egypt.
In a stroke of genius, Hattiesburg’s city leaders have repealed a ban on fortune telling.
OK, a federal judge ruled their old ordinance unenforceable, but with so much of an unforeseen future, Hattiesburg has made the right call.
Economic leaders from across the world can come to Hattiesburg to talk with Sister Marie. If president of Spain has a long life line, then his country is going to pull out of this thing. If not — well — let’s not talk about that.
But, maybe it’s not that simple.
We have to wait 120 days before the ordinance is repealed.
That’s far too long.
Mississippi, as well as the U.S. and the rest of the world, cannot wait 120 days for information that could put civilization back in normal working condition.
Hattiesburg’s City Attorney Charles Lawrence says it will take the 120 days to get new regulations in place, such as zoning restrictions.
Restrictions my foot.
There should be a fortune teller on every corner if it means we can put people back to work and money back in retirement accounts.
Donald Trump should bring this up at the next Republican presidential debate. Our future depends on it.
But, then again, the fortune tellers already knew that.